Wednesday, November 3, 2010

What would you call ...

What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
http://www.humorsphere.com/fart_jokes.htm

The Intelligent Person

The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor`s fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/farting-jokes

The Sadistic Person

The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/farting-jokes

The Strategic Person

The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/farting-jokes

The Anti-Social Person...

The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.